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抢亲-有两家订了婚约后来女家富男家穷-民间笑话

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有两家订了婚约，后来女家富男家穷，男家唯恐女家赖婚，便择日去抢亲，那知慌忙中错背了小姨。女家闻知追出来，大声呼道:“抢错了!抢错了!”小姨在背上道:“莫听他!不错不错，快跑!”

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