闲置的跑马灯：单车欲问边，属国过居延。征蓬出汉塞，归雁入胡天。大漠孤烟直，长河落日圆。萧关逢候骑，都护在燕然。

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有位老翁，六十岁生日那天，在家大宴宾客。亲戚朋友前来祝寿，入席时，彼此谦让,不肯坐首席。凑巧主人有事入内，众客见他的孙子在旁，便拉他坐下。等到主人出来，见首席坐着的是他自己的孙子，怒不可遏地打了他一个耳光，大声斥责道:“这是什么位置，怎么由你去坐?”他的孙子向众人哭道:“怪不得你们都不肯坐，原来坐了要挨打。”

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