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一钱不救-有一个老财主非常吝啬有一天和他儿子出门-民间笑话

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2024-06-06

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有一个老财主，非常吝啬。有一天和他儿子出门，在路上遇着一条小河新涨了水。他舍不得花钱乘渡船，就拚命蹁水。谁想踹到河中间，大水竟把他冲到急流中去,漂流了半里多。

他儿子在河岸上连追带赶地想雇船来救他。船家要一钱银子，儿子只出五分，价钱讲了很久,还没有讲好。在河里一沉一浮地快要淹死的老财主，回过头来对儿子大声喊着说:“我儿我儿，五分便救，一钱不救!”

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