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虎皮-有一个又贪财又吝啬的人不慎被老虎叼跑了-民间笑话

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有一个又贪财又吝啬的人，不慎被老虎叼跑了。他儿子就拿起弓箭在后边追赶。当他儿子搭上箭，拉满弓,对着老虎正要射箭的时候，他慌忙对他儿子大声喊叫:“你要射得靠下一点儿，千万别伤了虎皮!虎皮伤了，卖不出价钱!”

虎皮-有一个又贪财又吝啬的人不慎被老虎叼跑了-民间笑话

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