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赔礼-有这么夫妻俩,很不会说话,常得罪人-民间笑话

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有这么夫妻俩,很不会说话,常得罪人。一天邻居死了个小孩，托这家男人去掩埋。他对邻居说:“死了几个?死一个我背着，若是两个我好准备扁担挑呀。”邻人一气就走了。这家女人觉得很不好,找上门去赔礼，说:“你家大哥大嫂不要生气，怪他不会说话。以后你家再死了孩子，千万不要再找他去埋了。”

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