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包公找胡子-有个演员善于随机应变-民间笑话

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有个演员善于随机应变。一天，他演“铡赵王”里的包公,锣鼓一响，包公的卫士王朝、马汉、张龙、赵虎先出场，包公随后而出。谁料到，这个演员一时疏忽，竟忘记戴胡子，引得观众哄然大笑。他灵机一动，不慌不忙，开口唱道:“陈州放粮胡子掉，王朝、马汉快去找。”

演王朝和马汉的那两个人，也很机灵，听他这么一唱,立即应道:“遵命。”随即跑进后台，拿出胡子来，道:“启禀相爷，胡子找到。”他接过胡子，戴在嘴上。台下又是一片哄笑声。可他不管观众笑破肚皮，又唱道:“叫声诸公不要笑，老包做事有计较，胡子放在陈州府，一声令下便拿到!”

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